coolest way to suicide:

Gather some superglue and a cheese/piano wire.

Stand at the top of a tall structure and make sure that there is something relatively soft such as grass, or a sleeping fat person, below. You should preferably be on the edge of some kind of overhang, such as a bridge.

Next, tie cheese wire around your neck - tight enough that it won't slip off under tension but loose enough not to choke you. Remember, you don't want to die looking like a Michael Hutchence wannabe. Nobody wants to be Michael Hutchence. Even Hutchence hated it.

Anyway, tie the cheese wire to something solid on top of the structure. Make sure that there is a good six or seven feet of slack. Now stand at the edge and glue your hands to the side of your head. If you are under the age of 16, you may wish to get a responsible but sociopathic adult to help you. Wait until your hands are glued solidly to your head. This has the added advantage of stopping you from calling for help if you change your mind (you fucking pussy).

Now jump off the structure. It'll only hurt for a second, when the cheese wire runs out of slack and slices through your neck. The overhang should stop you from bashing your now-severed head against the wall of the structure when the cutting motion jerks your body backwards.

You should hopefully land face down, although this is really out of your hands by now. Unlike your head, which is glued to them. This has the excellent effect of causing whoever finds your body to think that you have pulled your head off.

Breaks the ice at parties!

(copied, actually)

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OI graaabe~

im not suicidal~

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hahahah you tagged my org ~YCPA :failed:
I forgot that we have an account..
oh well.. I also hate salesladies.. and uhm..
lagi ka cguro natataranta kya mo nakakalimutan mga bagay bagay..
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and.. uhm.. yay ur back!

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ahhhh tlga.. nyahaha~ eh di .. ikaw n lang mag tag!!
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uwaaaa~~ welkam bak!!

haha.. uu ganun nga mga majority ng mga saleslady may study nga dun, mas mababa sales kapag nilalapitan nila agad customers, umaalis XD tapos ginawa, lalapit lang sila kapag tumaas na ulo ng customer (kasi nakatungo dahil ni-checheck out yung mga kung ano2ng binebenta)... ayun, tumaas sales ng 20% kasi, kapag nalapit agad nagkakaron ng parang feeling na naprepressure yung customer kasi kung ano2 na inaalok halos ayaw ka na tantanan unlike pag tumaas na ulo nila ibig sabihin tapos na sila tumingin2, susunod na dun yung pagtatanong sa saleslady if ever may nagustuhan sila...

oh, long post
wula lang, sharing lang, since kakabalik mo lang (koneksyon?) *coughs* anyways~ don't die yet, marami ka pang kelangang iupload

aja~!

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ahahhaha!
nice article about the ulo... hahahaha!
dating kang saleslady sa past life noh!

ahahaha!

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hahahaha! 'ulo' amf
actually, ngayon... ahhah juk
tinuro samin yun sa advertising concept ng prof namin XD

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oh, your intro says otherwise, or so it seems @_@

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